Easiest Way To Get Laid.
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Being lazy won’t get you much in this life, but it can get you laid.
So I made this article for the sole purpose if teaching you how to get laid!
The following method I will share with you folks is one I have not seen in any other blog.
I have used it many times – you don’t actually ‘use it’ it just works by itself with time – with great success.
This article is going to help you get laid. This is the article you should look for when you need to get laid!
The drawbacks of the easiest method to get laid that I am going to share with you are that it heavily relies on other people, time and your current situation.
This technique, when done right, has a 100% success rate. It is optimal if you live on a campus at a college/uni, but chances drop down as you grow older.
Easiest Way To Get Laid!
Everybody likes sex, shockingly – said with the utmost sarcasm – women enjoy it keener on it than men, they are just better at hiding their boners – both physically and metaphorically.
Get this in your head, girls like sex, you like sex, and there is nothing wrong with that, it is not a big deal.
The trick to get laid easily:
Ask yourself this: if there was a semi-attractive girl with no major issues (no hygiene issues, no STD and no mental issues) and you were bored and bothered.
Would you sleep with her?
99% chance you would.
And that, my friend, is the secret.
The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
A girl WILL have sex with you as long as you are healthy, hygienic, STD free, minimally take care of yourself, and –THIS IS KEY- won’t be a threat to her reputation in any way.
I had sex when I was fat, unattractive and lacked game multiple times due to this epiphany. I was always a chill guy; did not boast about fucking girls, always was somehow presentable and did not look like – a penniless – bum; that was all I needed.
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Steps to pull “The easiest way to get laid” off:
The bored-horny girl approach:
1-Understand that it requires more time than any other approach, and it relies on other people’s behavior –which is a big no-no for a supreme man, a Supreme should always have his life under his own control.
2-Always be presentable: Shower before you go out, shave nicely and dress something that is not super obnoxious. Just follow the basics of being a human that your MOM should have taught you.
3-Be chilled, do not do anything that might come off as creepy: always have a smile on your face. Lower your drink, do not hold it up in front of your chest. Be relaxed in your space.
4-Never talk about banging other girls: while it might be a good DHV technique, it will not be much of good use for you now. Even if you do get laid, don’t mention it in front of other people.
5-Do not eye girls around you too much, just hold a smirk and look people IN THE EYE.
6-Hang out with your friends –or by yourself without being super creepy, a later article on that – in bars, clubs and gatherings. And stay until the night ends. Stay until everyone leaves. Do not get drunk!
7-Finally, wait for girls to approach you or make eye contact with you from afar – Yeah, chicks do that too. Have a normal conversation* with her, invite her to your place and she will likely take care of the rest. If she did not initiate, then be sure to read about how to bed women after they get into your room. –or wait for my BEAST chain of articles about getting chicks from “hello” to bed, to “would you marry me?”.
*By go “have a conversation” I just mean the basics. She is looking at you, just look back and either: 1-Invite her over to come talk to you using a hand gesture OR 2-Walk to her and just say “Hi, how are you? I just wanted to say that I like your dress, what do you study?” -yes use this word by word, what you say now doesn’t matter- and do not try to impress her more, just use the do not ruin the game approach. OR 3-Break eye contact and look down, get nervous, chicken out and do not do anything. Go back home, masturbate fantasizing about what could have happened, sleep, and tell me the next morning how girls do not like you because you are X, Y, Z.
In the end, it is up to you.
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To Sum It Up:
Here is How to get laid, the easiest way to get laid:
- Always be presentable.
- Do not be a bragging creep.
- Go out a lot and stay until the end of the night, until the clubs close and they kick you out.
- Do not get drunk.
- Try to stay somewhere visible to other people in the club.
- Wait for eye contact from girls, and even if it was minimal, initiate with an innocent “Hi.”
- ???
- Profit.
Here are some facts about this approach:
First, you will rely on girls being bored and not getting a decent guy until the night ends.
Finally, getting her to think “hmm, why not?!”. IT HAPPENS WAY MORE THAN YOU THINK !! Girls, due to lack of Supreme Men these days, will not have a decent guy approaching them to give them a fun night. So their expectations will drop down as minutes go by. As the evening is coming to an end, in those last moments, the image of a lonely, empty and cold room will start to haunt them and them BAAM!! You are there to make the night a little more fun!
THE “Easiest Way To Get Laid Ever” is A 100% percent proven method, I have used it many times before. This is not the best, coolest, or most efficient way to get laid; it is the easiest. As you can see it is about doing absolutely nothing, just waiting for opportunities induced by life’s pressure. As low value and lazy this approach may seem, and to some extent it is, it is aimed to show you how easy it is to get laid, how you, just by being yourself, is going to get you laid. No excuses.
If you have any issues, something you did not understand, or something you just do not seem to be able to pull off, tell me in the comment section or e-mail me directly: ask.johndeus@gmail.com and I will help you as much as I can.
THIS APPROACH OR ANY OTHER APPROACH IS TO BE ABORTED IF THE GIRL IS SUPER DRUNK -you know what I mean –, IF SHE IS DRUNK, THEN THE APPROACH IS TO GET HER TO HER FRIENDS OR HER ROOM AND JUST LEAVE HER THERE, AND DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER. IF YOU MESS WITH A DRUNK, UNCONSCIOUS GIRL; NEVER VISIT MySupremacy.com AGAIN, YOU DISGRACE!
To recap!
Here is how to easily get laid:
1- Dress like you are going to meet your dream girl, every time you go out.
2- Do not be creepy and needy.
3- Go out A LOT, try to interact with everyone, and stay until the night ends.
4- You should not get drunk.
5- Stay visible to everyone in the venue.
6- Keep an eye on girls checking you out.
And that is it, gentlemen, that is the easiest way to get laid.
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