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A Rant On: Penis Size

Truth About Penis Size

Millions of dollars are spent annually on penis enlargement surgeries, great risks we take to keep up with the ever-growing dicks we see in porn movies. 

It is one of the most famous insecurity for guys from all ages. 

After all, how much of a difference does it make? 


This is going to be a short article – just like your cock, sorry couldn’t help it, it is nice to feel like a 10 years old every once in a while.

Get this straight, and for the love of god end your insecurity today, after this article.

The average erect penis size worldwide is: 5.1 (13 cm).

I am not saying that to make you feel better, it is based on studies.

After clearing that up, let’s talk about the issue regardless of what is average and what is not. 

Mate, no girl – or at least no decent girl – will ever see your dick and be like “you know what, I just found out that your dick is too small for me, I know I am dripping wet right now, and will probably masturbate with my fingers if we didn’t have sex, but please put your pants on and leave.” it just won’t happen. 

You have fingers and a tongue, they are more than enough regardless of the existence of a cock – think lesbian. Use them, I will write an article about Supreme sexual skills and how to fuck her right, but for now, have fun with what you got. 

No, NO… penis size doesn’t matter, if it is less than 7 cm erect it might matter a bit since she won’t feel it. but your fingers man, they can compensate, if she is screaming the whole night, she won’t care. 

Actually, it is hella fun to fuck around telling people that you have a small cock, you can tell a girl that you have a very, very small cock, you call it “the fluffy” and you touch it once and then it cums, make up your own stories, have fun with it. 

Truth About Penis Size.

So here you have it, close the subject now gentlemen, the answer is no, it doesn’t matter, be proud of what you got, own it, own it like a supreme. 

John Deus

3 Comments

  1. pimpella pimpella

    Hi John,

    Can these rant applicable for female boobs size too? I look forward for your opinion.

    Keep writing cuz I wanna meet more supreme gentlemen in real life!

    Love u JD.

  2. Parkham Parkham

    I’ve used that line for a long time with a slight twist:

    “Two fingers, mouth, tongue and an imagination – you don’t even need a penis.”

    But hey, a big penis sure doesn’t “hurt” – no pun intended. There are women out in the wild that are hung up on penis size because the brain is the biggest sex organ any of us have.

    It’s all in the end result though. Make it a fun time before, during and after – it won’t matter if your Tommy Gunn or Varys from Game of Thrones.

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