Get Laid: Easiest Way To Get Laid EVER.

by John Deus

Easiest Way To Get Laid.

How To Get Laid?! Before we start with this article; I am fully active on Instagram now, Check it out for more tips and some flashes from my personal life, all aimed to motivate you.

Being lazy won’t get you much in this life, but it can get you laid.

So I made this article for the sole purpose if teaching you how to get laid!

The following method I will share with you folks is one I have not seen in any other blog. 

I have used it many times – you don’t actually ‘use it’  it just works by itself with time – with great success.

This article is going to help you get laid. This is the article you should look for when you need to get laid! 

The drawbacks of the easiest method to get laid that I am going to share with you are that it heavily relies on other people, time and your current situation.

This technique, when done right, has a 100% success rate. It is optimal if you live on a campus at a college/uni, but chances drop down as you grow older.

Easiest Way To Get Laid!

Everybody likes sex, shockingly – said with the utmost sarcasm – women enjoy it keener on it than men, they are just better at hiding their boners – both physically and metaphorically.

Get this in your headgirls like sexyou like sex, and there is nothing wrong with that, it is not a big deal.

The trick to get laid easily:

Ask yourself this: if there was a semi-attractive girl with no major issues (no hygiene issues, no STD and no mental issues) and you were bored and bothered.

Would you sleep with her?

99% chance you would.

And that, my friend, is the secret.

The Easiest Way To Get Laid.

A girl WILL have sex with you as long as you are healthy, hygienic, STD free, minimally take care of yourself, and THIS IS KEY- won’t be a threat to her reputation in any way.

I had sex when I was fat, unattractive and lacked game multiple times due to this epiphany. I was always a chill guy; did not boast about fucking girls, always was somehow presentable and did not look like – a penniless – bum; that was all I needed.

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Steps to pull “The easiest way to get laid” off: 

Easiest Way To get laid

The bored-horny girl approach:

1-Understand that it requires more time than any other approach, and it relies on other people’s behavior which is a big no-no for a supreme man, a Supreme should always have his life under his own control.
2-Always be presentable: Shower before you go out, shave nicely and dress something that is not super obnoxious. Just follow the basics of being a human that your MOM should have taught you.
3-Be chilled, do not do anything that might come off as creepy: always have a smile on your face. Lower your drink, do not hold it up in front of your chest. Be relaxed in your space.
4-Never talk about banging other girls: while it might be a good DHV technique, it will not be much of good use for you now. Even if you do get laid, don’t mention it in front of other people.
5-Do not eye girls around you too much, just hold a smirk and look people IN THE EYE.
6-Hang out with your friends or by yourself without being super creepy, a later article on thatin bars, clubs and gatherings. And stay until the night ends. Stay until everyone leaves. Do not get drunk!
7-Finally, wait for girls to approach you or make eye contact with you from afar Yeah, chicks do that too. Have a normal conversation* with her, invite her to your place and she will likely take care of the rest. If she did not initiate, then be sure to read about how to bed women after they get into your room.or wait for my BEAST chain of articles about getting chicks from “hello” to bed, to “would you marry me?”.
*By go “have a conversation” I just mean the basics. She is looking at you, just look back and either: 1-Invite her over to come talk to you using a hand gesture OR 2-Walk to her and just say “Hi, how are you? I just wanted to say that I like your dress, what do you study?” -yes use this word by word, what you say now doesn’t matter- and do not try to impress her more, just use the do not ruin the game approach. OR 3-Break eye contact and look down, get nervous, chicken out and do not do anything. Go back home, masturbate fantasizing about what could have happened, sleep, and tell me the next morning how girls do not like you because you are X, Y, Z.


In the end, it is up to you.

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To Sum It Up: 

Here is How to get laid, the easiest way to get laid: 

  • Always be presentable.
  • Do not be a bragging creep. 
  • Go out a lot and stay until the end of the night, until the clubs close and they kick you out.
  • Do not get drunk.
  • Try to stay somewhere visible to other people in the club.
  • Wait for eye contact from girls, and even if it was minimal, initiate with an innocent “Hi.”
  • ???
  • Profit.

Here are some facts about this approach:

First, you will rely on girls being bored and not getting a decent guy until the night ends.

Finally, getting her to think “hmm, why not?!”. IT HAPPENS WAY MORE THAN YOU THINK !! Get Laid Girls, due to lack of Supreme Men these days, will not have a decent guy approaching them to give them a fun night. So their expectations will drop down as minutes go by. As the evening is coming to an end, in those last moments, the image of a lonely, empty and cold room will start to haunt them and them BAAM!! You are there to make the night a little more fun!

THE “Easiest Way To Get Laid Ever” is A 100% percent proven method, I have used it many times before. This is not the best, coolest, or most efficient way to get laid; it is the easiest. As you can see it is about doing absolutely nothing, just waiting for opportunities induced by life’s pressure.  As low value and lazy this approach may seem, and to some extent it is, it is aimed to show you how easy it is to get laid, how you, just by being yourself, is going to get you laid. No excuses.

If you have any issues, something you did not understand, or something you just do not seem to be able to pull off, tell me in the comment section or e-mail me directly: [email protected] and I will help you as much as I can.



To recap! 

Here is how to easily get laid: 

1- Dress like you are going to meet your dream girl, every time you go out. 

2- Do not be creepy and needy. 

3- Go out A LOT, try to interact with everyone, and stay until the night ends.

4- You should not get drunk.

5- Stay visible to everyone in the venue.

6- Keep an eye on girls checking you out. 

And that is it, gentlemen, that is the easiest way to get laid. 

Check out other articles by me to get more in-depth answers! 

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horton January 8, 2015 - 12:19 am

Well played sir

John Deus January 15, 2015 - 4:48 pm

Thank You

Lidia March 9, 2017 - 4:38 am

Love IT!

gvlu.1996 March 2, 2015 - 2:03 pm

I have a low self esteem. Mostly because I’m stout, dark and physically
handicapped (right hand). I damn near shit my pants when i have to talk to girls, not spoken to one since I was 15 and I’m almost 20 now, at this point I’m terrified of even thinking of speaking to a girl… HELP!

John Deus March 2, 2015 - 2:28 pm

It is understandable what you are going through, and hats off for trying to change your situations.
The answer to your “help” is basically this whole website, it is here to HELP! guys struggling through life.
My future article will hopefully provide what you are looking for, but I want to make some quick remarks here.
In life, there are no excuses, EVER.
Some people get it easy and some people have to hustle it through. That is the brutal yet beautiful truth about life.
No matter what your situation is, you can make it much better.
and to make it better, YOU HAVE TO INVEST TIME in yourself.
How much time do you spend taking care of yourself?
That is what makes all the difference.
Start taking small actions towards bettering yourself.

David December 14, 2016 - 8:35 am

What a powerful quote and everyone can relate to, once i started to follow that route of no excuses, my life improved for the better.

Thank u J.D

Joe User June 16, 2015 - 6:52 pm

Address your physiology also.
Make sure your testosterone level is good.
PrimalJax – boosts my T (I’m old…)
Eco Drink multivitamin
Focus Factor, so you’re sharp
And Focus Formula – more of the same. – You know that snappy comeback that comes to you ten minutes later. It comes to me NOW.
DIM to supress estrogens, (environmental as well as your own)
5htp for anxiety/mood – very important
This stack has changed my personality. (No, I’m not getting paid for this.) It is magic, at least for me. I’m waiting to get my vasectomy before I go out again, but for some reason I get a LOT more attention. I can talk to anybody now. I realize that I’m stronger, harder, faster, and smarter than probably %80 of the women out there. Honestly, they need me more than I need them. But I’m not going to be a dick about it. (well not completely…)
And lift, of course, if you can.

ESP1138 July 9, 2015 - 6:20 am

Can you describe your handicap more?

Trav October 10, 2015 - 7:51 am

Dude I’m about the same way I’m about to turn 20 and I’m still a virgin, I get extremely stressed a lot about it and I sometimes think there isn’t hope for me. I hope we make it bro.

Mike January 8, 2016 - 6:20 am

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Racesking March 8, 2015 - 10:04 pm

Can I try this if i am 17? What if the girls are in a group? In my town that is how they always hang out.

John Deus March 10, 2015 - 5:01 pm


Yes and No… some girls at that age are out and about for anything and some are just exploring, so it might be a little tricky.
and it won’t be that good since it is hard to find experienced girls at that age.
Give it a shot.

Girls in groups are 90% of the time easier to deal with since the girls would be relaxed and they won’t need the “bitch shield”.

Try it, you have nothing to lose?

Racesking March 10, 2015 - 9:04 pm

Thanks a lot man! I will go for it. Except from making myself feel like crap afterwards, nothing bad can happen. My luck is that i don’t have a crush 🙂

Dan Dan June 14, 2015 - 3:25 pm

I am a 23 y/o male, and am somewhat desperate, I have tried meeting girls in real life (did not work out), and online (also did not work out). Where I live (Malta) there is basically one hub of clubs (called paceville), they open till very very late, basically they close at sunrise. So here are my questions, since I am not in uni/colledge would this strategy still work? In order not to spend an entire night out, would it be ok (strategy wise) if I enter a club say a couple of hours before closing time?

Noobster June 17, 2015 - 9:33 pm

Train in your situation too and 23 as well. I don’t think it matters really that much if your an actual college student but I imagine so long as we pass as college students it should be ok.

One issue I have myself is I can’t bring a girl to my house since I live with my parents and I’m hoping she will accept going to her house or a hotel or something like that.

Ez October 28, 2015 - 12:31 am

You just say you continue the party so you don’t have to worry about being too drunk or becoming really tired and must find taxi/go home. If you say it in a normal manner and she wants to have more fun/attracted to you then it’s in the bag 🙂

Brad August 23, 2015 - 11:54 am

1st I wanted to commend you for reminding guys (just like me) that are reading how to get laid posts that sex with drunk ladies is rape by statute (at least in my state), but it was how you put it that I began to believe that you were a gentlemen (just like me). I had childhood trauma that caused me to be the way I am and while in college met my dream girl
whom I still love today but because I was
ashamed and embarrassed to tell her of my
past and avoided oppurtunities when going
out with her because i was too big of a
coward to admit to her I was scared because i
had never kissed a girl even tho I was a Jr. In
college and because I was in love with her I
was scared I wouldn’t do it right and she
would judge me or be repulsed and I wouldn’t
get to hang out with her anymore and because she confided in me of her childhood
abuse. I used that to justify being a non-threat
(sexually) believing that was what she would
want instead of admitting it was really me
protecting myself until I found a reason to run
away (to avoid the truth about me when after so long it was coming to a point I was running out of ways to slow play and avoud it) and after I jumped and ran at the 1st oppurtuniy
failed to update her of my change of jobs or that I had moved within a few months of that oppurtuniy when she decided to commit
suicide and called a hot line that called my
old place of employment trying to get me on the phone to talk with her before she finally did take her life I’ve been haunted with that and with knowing that of all the people I’ve saved thru my life and profession I hide from the 1 I wish I could’ve saved and regrete being afraid to tell her the truth in the beginning because I was a 20 something year old virgin that hadn’t ever kissed a girl because I was a victim of childhood sexual abuse and I didn’t want to admit I was a victim and I saw when she looked at me she believed that I was a man when in my mind (I didn’t believe I was) but I’m still a gentleman and I am still trying to grow balls and rarely date but I liked how you wrote this and will try your technic out because time is nothing to me. I just recently visited my dream girls grave after 15 years and regularly take her flowers and tend to her grave site but I enjoyed reading your advice and you even made me believe that I too could do that. Thank you and sorry for the book I wrote but I figure there are a lot of guys that are like me that struggle because they didn’t get to grow up normal. Mine just cost me more than I could’ve imagined because I never dreamed in a 100 years I would’ve ever met someone as
beautiful and rare as she was. A year after she was gone I got a 3 page letter from her she wrote before she left and it tears me up still to think that she had feelings for me and felt the way she did about me and thought that I didn’t think the same for her because of how I acted when I was with her. But when you write about being fat, etc, and stat the things you did I believe that had I been able to read this 15 years ago I might have believed you and things might have turned out different so please keep being decent and honest and encouraging

Zack September 29, 2015 - 9:43 pm

I like your post Brad, I just want to add that I think that having sex with drunk women is considered Rape in all 50 states and the territories.

David November 6, 2015 - 1:38 am

Well, let’s be specific here: if a girl is just a bit buzzed, as you most likely would be too, I’m fairly sure that’s not considered rape. I Think it gets into the rape classification when the woman is unaware of what is going on around her, unable to make decisions, slurring her speech heavily, or other scenarios along that line…basically when she’s intozicated to the point that her decision making skills have been severely impeded/impaired or obviously if she’s anywhere near blackout drunk. This should honestly be unmistakably fucking obvious and therefore shouldn’t need to be spelled out, but given the frequency in which these terribly unfortunate circumstances occur (and even commonly go unreported and/or unpunished) apparently some people either don’t care of can’t properly differentiate between acceptable and criminal sexual advances, smfh…

Zack September 29, 2015 - 2:18 am

I can’t get it to work so I’m assuming I’m doing something wrong. Can you be a little more specific on the time frame to make a move?

Sluurpee October 3, 2015 - 1:01 am

The reputation part is probably the most important. Even if I want to have sex with a guy, if everyone knows he’s an asshole/douche/creep then I’m not even going to look at him. He could be the most attractive guy in the world, but one thing can ruin my perception of him.

John H October 6, 2015 - 12:35 pm

My names Joni. Im a unemployed, soon 21, I practise swimming at competition level and still virgin.
First of all this guide sounds really good way to get started as a shy guy such as myself.
I really wanna put this guide to test next weekend, but I really dont have much courage to go out and hang in public. So got any good tips for a shy guys like me?

Ray C. October 6, 2015 - 4:44 pm

Hi Joni, i am having the same problem. As you, i have been a professional swimmer for 5 years and i’m 19. The most important thing is no to care. Don’t show the girls you care. If you want any of my advice, ask for my email.

Dyablo66 October 12, 2015 - 7:13 pm

This is true. The only lone girls left at like 3AM are the ones really wanting a guy. It’s extremely likely they will be receptive or downright DTF if you’re at least a bit above average looking. So I agree this is the EASIEST way, but not the most EFFECTIVE one, as you kinda leave things to luck and you’re forced to wait long into the night (but this is said in the article as well). IMO the best way to use it: when you go out it’s best to always approach as you usually would, but if you don’t get success as it’s becoming late, keep this in mind as your plan B, you might just meet a horny lonely girl as they’re about to close (been there) 😉

halgravity October 12, 2015 - 7:14 pm

This is true. Hard part is not getting wasted till 2-3am(i drink only spirits on ice), but after that is’s mostly small talk and off you go. Looking decent, showered, not overperfumed and able to speak – those are the basic requirements. After that non creepy attitude, and a decent proposal to go home for replay of nice commedy show. After you reach home, get something to drink, put it somewhere, look into her eyes, apporoach and start kissing her neck after 30 seconds take her clothes off.

Alex October 21, 2015 - 12:59 am

I’ve been looking for something like this for years, and this is the first article that could actually help me. I will try it out ASAP.

PS Can you please tell me how do I know for sure that I’m not stuck in the friendzone? Thanks

Bobbi March 8, 2017 - 9:05 pm

I’m so glad I found this site!

Obie Amos January 1, 2016 - 3:39 pm

Hey I’m one of those guys that can approach girls
Smoothly i can be able to entertain them but only verbally
I have a whole lot of girl-friends which if I was somehow good with words I would have done them
What I’m saying is I can initiate but to finish what I started its the hardest part
Like taking them to bed

Cheryl Auber January 28, 2016 - 6:19 pm

Being a Boi and having bipolar and feeling of many changes,Its been hard to find anyone I am content with and having any healthy relationship

Ray January 28, 2016 - 6:25 pm

that is far away…i can barely approach girls..i can’t even start talking to them without being awkward

Aslan February 9, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Dude most of these tips are not for me. My face is full of acne scars and these things ruined my face so basicaly girls don’t like to date or get laid with me I know this is sad but this is the unpleasant fact of my life…

Bob September 2, 2016 - 11:58 am

Go to the doctor and get an appointment at a dermatologist. Ask her to get you isotretinoin (often called “roaccutane”). It’s the only medicine that works against it one-hundred percent. It’s hard on the liver and stomach, so you gotta go to the doctor every 3-6 monhts. Go on the cure for 6-12 months an you will be (80%+) acne free for the rest of your life. Trust me!

Kyro February 26, 2016 - 1:49 pm

Not any clubs in my area tho there is a bar but not very populated most of the time.
I’m over 30 and have been alone for over 10 years now. how many exactly I stopped really counting at 5 and guesstimate around 10+

ever since my x girlfriend left me and killed my baby I kinda lost it I stopped taking care of my self as much as I should and just recently in the past few years tried to pull my life back together but there is un-reparable damage to my teeth from when I gave up for a while. missing my main front tooth and half of the other front tooth not too attractive because of that. I’m not a bad looking guy once you get past the teeth but that,s one thing I can’t fix. I don’t have the money to afford the needed dental care and even if I did I would likely be stuck in fake teeth that I would have to add and remove all the time.

Because of my teeth I have had no luck getting anyone to be interested in me.
I didn’t even have feelings for anyone for a long time after my baby died until around October 2015 I met a girl that I had feelings for but it turned out she was a bit too young for me. it really sucks when you spend over a decade not feeling anything for anyone beyond physical attraction and then when you do meet someone you have feelings for she turns out to be barely legal being only 18 years old. it sucks but if that’s not the worst of it I was stupid and actually told her I liked her and she said it was cool and she didn’t care about the age difference but near the end of the fall semester 2015 I went to the mall and she was there tho I didn’t know she was there I was there to make a payment on a layaway I had there and turns out she was there with a couple people from our club and from what they said she scoffed and took off to avoid me when she seen me. I still to this day don’t know what the deal is but I know I made a huge mistake telling her how I felt so now I just want to get laid I been alone for over a decade and I ruined my chance at having something with someone I actually cared about so I don’t want to stay alone anymore I’m out of practice and with the teeth being a big flaw in my appearance things aren’t going well I give up on finding someone special that I actually care about because well lets face it if I been alone for over a decade and I only find one person I have true feelings for and I ruined that chance I’m done waiting for miss-right not to mention I had hoped to be a dad someday before I die.
If going out and getting laid by random semi attractive women is my best chance of finding someone to fill the void then I’ll take it.

what advice would you have for me in my situation?

Scott March 21, 2017 - 11:08 pm

Holly crap! What advice? 1) Re-read your message. 2) objectively try to determine if the person who wrote it sounds like a loser, whiner and overall victim in his own mind. 3) stop being a victim! Everyone has problems, and yours do not seem nearly as bad as many others’ problems. (So you have bad teeth and you got dumped big fucking deal) 4) make a decision about how long you plan to feel sorry for yourself. Create a date-certain, place it on the calendar and as of that date…stop whining. 5) get back in the game! The game is called life. It has its Ups and it has its Downs… In between it’s just another day! Typically there are 95% are regular, average Days… to Live Love and Laugh. 6) Live, Love Laugh and Lay!

Johny March 9, 2016 - 6:40 am

The main problem with this is that I am too short to try any of this without getting rejected. I tried going to clubs and picking up girls smoothly as you described but they always reject me and go for taller guys. It seems like height is a big deal since I am usually the shortest guy in any club (5 ft 6). I am not shy and am told that I have a confident look. Any advice?

Bryan July 15, 2016 - 3:19 pm

Brother I feel you, im 5,6 too and height is a massive deal breaker with most girls, its a shame theyre that shallow because in general im like an 8 /10 im confident good looking and easy going but the best Ive done is pulled. Im only 19 like but all my friends are on at least 4 shags. I might just go on some dating site and say im 6ft lol.

Maximus June 7, 2016 - 10:43 pm

I always fuck my woman smoothly, one time they came up to me when they were all naked, and they threw me in the bed and started rubbing their boobs and their pussys in my face, any advice to stick the dick?

Devin Green August 25, 2016 - 2:00 am

I’m so sad. I am a college student, geeky kinda guy and I have never been with a girl. I’m too scared to talk to them. What can I do to get laid.

John Deus September 26, 2016 - 4:29 pm

Stop being scared…
What are scared of, she obviously can not physically harm you!
And the shame, what shame there is in doing something that you want to do, what shame there is in doing something that you know most of those around you wish they have the balls to. Don’t be scared.

Masculine Profile September 20, 2016 - 5:22 am

Solid plan! How much work did it take for you to get at this level?

John Deus September 26, 2016 - 4:19 pm

I do not really know, Since I was never looking for the results and just merely enjoying the process.

Patrick T December 10, 2016 - 3:57 pm

All I do is play the numbers game. I sign up to 2 or 3 sites from the sex dating directory and I contact as many as possible. I don’t really care about quality when I’m just looking for a casual fling. I hookup with some on day 1 everytime.

Mario December 10, 2016 - 10:15 pm

What if I don’t have my own place to bring her back to?

David Anderson April 4, 2017 - 11:12 am

Just help me get laid

THE BOSS September 17, 2017 - 12:55 pm

step one : invite a girl to a drink
step two: put shit ton of viagra into her drink
step three : bang here like a boss 🙂

Perri December 14, 2017 - 5:10 am

The easiest way to get laid is to pay for it, period. Go in, hand her the money, get laid, go home. Thank you, God bless you.

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